I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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