I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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