with your own penis?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Randomize
