I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
