covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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