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(541): View more from Oregon

Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher

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(702): View more from Nevada

i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.

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(323): View more from California

Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".

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(614): View more from Ohio

Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He's on the porch naked. Help.

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