Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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