So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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