even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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