sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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