I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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