have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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