i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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