She is in my trunk
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I am naked and annoyed.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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