i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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