i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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