Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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