Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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