i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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