just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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