Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
