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(310): View more from California

but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.

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(231): View more from Michigan

my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring

(989): View more from Michigan

i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me

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(301): View more from Maryland

the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted

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(817): View more from Texas

So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...

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(585): View more from New York

I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?

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(218): View more from Minnesota

The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.

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