it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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