Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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