New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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