he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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