I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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