idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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