Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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