it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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