I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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