My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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