I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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