is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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