Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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