Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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