If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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