I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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