Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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