I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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