The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
