Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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