new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
