He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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