hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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