My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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