Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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