What tipped you off? The sombrero?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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