he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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