Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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