well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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