I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I accidentally burped into my bong.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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