at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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