You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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