If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
