my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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